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The Non-Livingstons #001 The Non-Livingstons #001

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Definitly one of the best peices of work on Newgrounds. I can't wait to see more of this.

I could leave a 300 page report about how great everything was but what's the point? "Wow" sums it up pretty well if you ask me.

One question though, is the 311 on the chalk board any refrence to the band? If so kick ass... :)

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Trix Rabbit Justice Ad Trix Rabbit Justice Ad

Rated 4 / 5 stars


But the Trix rabbit did get to eat Trix once. A long time ago, he won a bike race and there was a write in pannel on the back of the Trix boxes that allowed you to vote if the Trix rabbit should finally get some Trix. The kids voted yes! Anybody else remember that?

Anyway, the graphics where nice and the style of the animation fit perfectly. It remeinded me of one of those "just 1 penny a day..." commercials. But, with cerial and rabbits. I can't wait to see more about this. However, I was wondering one thing?

Are you going to address the rabbits problem with crossdressing and the urge to sneak, steal, and lie all the time? I don't think I've ever seen the Rabbit just ask if he can have trix. Noooo, he always has to try to take mine. Well fuck that! I worked hard to get enough money to buy this, why should I feel bad for a theif who's trying to take what's rightfully mine? Why dosen't the rabbit just get a job and buy his own Trix? :)

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To Kill A Clock '05 To Kill A Clock '05

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nicely Done

I don't really have much to say. Like usual, some of the clock voices are a little hard to understand so the use of subtitled might be a nice feature. The art and animation was done well and the story, although nothing special, worked out well.

What really sold me on this movie, was the end fighting scene. Ninja Gaiden use to be my favorite NES game when I was little. I watched that part 3 times...

If... If...

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Should I be worried

The thought was nice but isn't the idea a little morbid? If I was a chick and my boyfriend gave me a movie about a bleeding heart on a string spewing blood across the screen with every beat, I don't think I would be very turned on. In fact, I think this type of obsession would lead me to call the cops, get a restraining order, join the witness protection program, and never speak to you again. But hey, that's just me. :)

Really though, good movie. The idea is sweet, the graphics where nice, and you did a really good job getting your point across. She owes you a BJ for this... if not a few.

GameOver GameOver

Rated 1 / 5 stars

This sucks

The graphics where supurb but as a flash it was terrible. No plot, no story, and no real animation. A hand or two clenching a fist is all. Other then that, it was nothing more then still shots of characters tweening across the screen.

I'm confused as to how this even passed judgement, let alone made it to the front page. Especially considering the fact that you admit that you put little effort in to this to begin with and have no plans to do anything more with it from this day forward. It could be something great, but it's not right now and according to you, it never will be. Yet this has a 3.6? Sorry, but I dissagree with the masses. I give you a 1.

The Real Mortal Kombat 1 The Real Mortal Kombat 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars


"If I had one dollar for every brain you didn't have..."

You stole that from SpongeBob. >:(

But it's still a kick ass movie. nice graphics, great idea for a series, and the jokes where well done. On top of that the sound was nice and clear and the file size was kept small. I'm not a huge fan of Mortal Kombat, but this was definitly a nice fan-film. Keep it up.

"target practice" W.W.W "target practice" W.W.W

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I have to give you a 10 automatically based souly on the fact that where able to do an entire animation drawn in another persons style. You pulled it off perfectly, almost as if Jeff himself had drawn this. From an artistic point of view, that's well worth a high score.

The humor was a little bland, especially considering that most of your jokes where rip offs from a widly popular movie that's easily over 10 years old. However, it was a valent effort and even though those lines are over played, they still spark a few smiles so I'll give you a 5 for trying. After all, humor isn't really the point behind this flash.

I notice a KKK member in the group of kids that beat Jeff's ass. Is this to show that even Klan's members are better human beings then one such as Jeff? Well, that's how I saw it anyway. You have to be a pretty sorry excuse for a human being when you have a klan member saying "you've done wrong".

Overall, you get a 10. Great art, nice sound, ok humor but you got your point of the movie across well. Regardless of personal feelings or politics, it is a very good flash film.

On a personal note, I would like to add one thing: It's nice to see people that haven't fallen in the PC world of "everybody has feelings" bullshit that you see so much of today. People saying shit like "How dare you attack a dead man..." makes me wish the human race would be banished from existance in order to cure the universe of it's terrible disease known as human stupidity. The kid shot up a school... how can anyone have any respect left for him?

As far as blameing society, well fuck that. I got picked on too, but I never killed anybody. And I listen to heavy metal and play violent video games every night. According to the press or PC Pussies, I should have shot up 3 schools by now. People should stop looking for excuses and place the blame where it belongs, on the person commeting the crime. But I digress...

Good flash.

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Calderbank Calderbank

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best. Thing. Ever.

Seriously... fuck Pixar, Calderbank and Will Arbuckle all the way bitches!

EdibleCastle responds:

calderbank on the big screen. thats where its at.

Joys of the Net Joys of the Net

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


You know in that scene,where osprey starts tilting to left,then to right and tries to land,and then it turns over and blows up?
The pilots in there were dead... But you know what's even better? Ospreys have soldiers sitting in there too,and they were fucking dead for SURE...that was fun to me,that's as gruesome as
showing someone getting his head cut off..

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ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I'm experiencing deja-vu......

That or someone put stuff in my milkshake which would explain the giant colorful toads I see hopping across my fence.


We Are Robots - Geekbot We Are Robots - Geekbot

Rated 5 / 5 stars

YEAH, Another "We Are Robots"

I love this series. It's been a while since I've seen a new one, there for a while I thought you had given up on it. Nice to see that you're still at it. Great job as usual, kept me laughing almost the whole time. Although, I don't think anything will be "Angry Bot" :)